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I like white people tacos and I don't care who knows it
I use tortilla and hold the sour cream for my white people tacos tbf
See if you can get Crema Fresca sometime, it's the Mexican version of sour cream, similar but different, a little lighter. Your wife will probably like it.
If you can't buy it try adding a little water or milk to your sour cream to thin it and maybe a pinch of salt to dull the sourness. It's what I do when I can't get crema.
But how do you eat them? Those stupid white people shells disintegrates the moment you bite into them.
sour cream adhere a flour tortilla to the crunchy one.
or just carefully balance it and scoop the crumbles and fallen filling into your mouth like a gremlin
Can't find it rn, but a dude made a taco holder and recorded himself eating a taco over an empty shell so that the drippings fell into the empty shell. Galaxy brained shit, making another taco with the one you are currently eating.
Best is frying tortillas until they're able to maintain their shape but not so well done they explode.
Riiight?! You don't! You don't eat them! You walk down the fucking conga line of sadness diligently assembling your shitty flavorless tacos and getting your shitty more salt than potato chips and your shitty both under and over ripe flavorless fruit salad and then you go sit down with all these big puffy white faces with shitty hair and shitty clothes laughing out loud at jokes which are in no way funny or else sneering at each other miserably, and the smell is awful and everyone's teeth are stained yellow by nicotine and you try to bite the fucking thing and it comes apart and then you're just staring at this demolished mess of flavorless tomato chunks and flavorless beef and vaguely petroleum scented flavorless "cheese" and your little six year olf brain is thinking "this can't be it. There must be more to life than this. I need to get out of this fucking place".
The 80s fucking sucked.
You ever had one of those taco bags where you fill a bag of fritos with taco slop? God, I love that shit
"Taco slop" seems like a phrase that should disgust me, but now I'm hungry.
Spiced ground hamburger, salsa, cheese, green onions, maybe some jalapeños.
Frito pie or walking tacos, they slap
I used to fry up a bunch of onion and mix it with ground beef and refried beans, along with a packet of "taco seasoning". I called it taco slop and it was basically a higher grade microwave burrito filling, lol.
I'm not against the flavor combo, but the delivery method seems really underwhelming to me. Like, I could have all of this on a plate of nachos and enjoy it way more.