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[-] Tabitha@hexbear.net 47 points 2 months ago

*holds cup of fake sperm at you, furiously* I bet you're like really mad now, huh? frothingfash

[-] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 29 points 2 months ago

Imagining a chud furiously trying to explain how they're owning you while holding a cup of imitation jizz and you're just trying to get to the coffee shop pronouns

[-] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

There's gotta be some cum colored antiseptic lotion right? Bit idea: Bring some in a cup like this and share it at the rally... or even chuck it at the opposition. My mind is alight with possibility!

[-] Thassodar@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago
[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Cumical warfare was right fuckin there dude.

[-] SnowySkyes@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago
[-] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

That looks like i could spin a spray top on it for maximum effect, your idea is better.

As an aside it must be a testament to my trust in 'bears that i didn't even question clicking a "dragon cum lube" link until after i was there

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Uh, some sperm is foaming out your mouth. Might want to take care of that.

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