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[-] HexadecimalSky@lemmy.world 60 points 1 year ago

Every once in a while I get a Uline catalog sent to me.I have looked at that same sort of industrial Jumbo roll. Very tempting.

[-] TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 75 points 1 year ago

If it's the uline jumbo rolls my work gets... Please don't.

Your asshole will thank me

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 63 points 1 year ago

You just gotta keep using it until your anus naturally builds up callouses.

[-] TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 year ago

I rarely physically shudder from text

[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

I too try to only shit on company time

They're called union shits around here. Even if you're not in one lol.

Also combine shitty to with expensive bidet. Best of both worlds.

[-] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

My wife keeps telling me that...

[-] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Why? What is she planning for your anus that requires callouses? You should inquire. That sounds suspicious!

[-] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Just know that she won't answer and I'm scared.

[-] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Do you need us to call someone for you?

Sounds exciting!

[-] RoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

If you don't use a bidet, your butthole is already calloused. I learned this the first time I pooped in a normal toilet after getting my bidet.

[-] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

I think this is the worst thing I've ever read

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Thank you, and you're welcome.

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 2 points 1 year ago

What a terrible day to have eyes.

[-] waz@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

Is it the high gloss stuff, or the 80 grit option?

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 10 points 1 year ago

Does it flake like a French pastry?

[-] cocobean@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 year ago

I only wipe my ass with croissants to keep my cheeks buttery smooth

[-] Nfamwap@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

I'm fairly certain those words have never been uttered in that order in the entirety of human history. Bravo.

[-] Fermion@feddit.nl 8 points 1 year ago
[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

It's a terrible day for Canada, and therefore the world

[-] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

The toilet paper or his asscheeks?

[-] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Plus side, it's basically impossible to clog your toilet with that stuff. It's effectively pipe grease.

My old work ordered everything from uline, and I started bringing in my own TP specifically because of how awful it is to use that tissue paper.

Legitimately feels like tissue paper that people stuff gift bags with.

But at the same time, almost slippery.

And you WILL know if you creased the paper the wrong way, because it WILL stab at you with the force of ten thousand teeny tiny needles.

[-] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 year ago

Try a bidet first. I still use TP to dry off the wet, but way less TP.

How much TP did you use to use? I'm usually in the 2-4 squares range, which is usually enough to get a clean wipe. I imagine I'd still be in that range w/ a bidet, I'd just be a bit cleaner. My trick is to buy non-crappy TP, so I don't need to double up (Costco brand is the perfect mix of strong and cheap).

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