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[-] Fizz@lemmy.nz 84 points 1 year ago

Oh yeah, my cats going to have a field day with that.

[-] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch

[-] HexadecimalSky@lemmy.world 60 points 1 year ago

Every once in a while I get a Uline catalog sent to me.I have looked at that same sort of industrial Jumbo roll. Very tempting.

[-] TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 75 points 1 year ago

If it's the uline jumbo rolls my work gets... Please don't.

Your asshole will thank me

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 63 points 1 year ago

You just gotta keep using it until your anus naturally builds up callouses.

[-] TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 year ago

I rarely physically shudder from text

[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

I too try to only shit on company time

They're called union shits around here. Even if you're not in one lol.

Also combine shitty to with expensive bidet. Best of both worlds.

[-] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

My wife keeps telling me that...

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[-] RoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

If you don't use a bidet, your butthole is already calloused. I learned this the first time I pooped in a normal toilet after getting my bidet.

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[-] waz@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

Is it the high gloss stuff, or the 80 grit option?

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 10 points 1 year ago

Does it flake like a French pastry?

[-] cocobean@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 year ago

I only wipe my ass with croissants to keep my cheeks buttery smooth

[-] Nfamwap@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

I'm fairly certain those words have never been uttered in that order in the entirety of human history. Bravo.

[-] Fermion@feddit.nl 8 points 1 year ago

Nor should they ever again.

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[-] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 year ago

Try a bidet first. I still use TP to dry off the wet, but way less TP.

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[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 56 points 1 year ago

Single ply, extra thin, just like our corporate overlords intended it.

[-] androogee@midwest.social 37 points 1 year ago

Thing's so top heavy he's gonna barely touch it and the whole thing will go toppling into the bathtub and instantly absorb 10x its weight in water.

Just like that, 42 cents down the drain.

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Bro that tp is gonna melt in the water whole homeboy watches like that devastated raccoon.

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[-] DarkPassenger@lemmy.world 47 points 1 year ago

One of my neighbors owns a restaurant. When covid hit, they dropped boxes of gloves, hand sanitizer, and those rolls of TP off for everyone on the street. I still have one

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

That is a solidly decent neighbour.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 37 points 1 year ago

At least the tp is oriented in the right direction.

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 32 points 1 year ago

Nice, that might last my wife one, maybe two days.

[-] Vlyn@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 year ago

The secret is a bidet. Much cleaner and suddenly I spend a third on toilet paper compared to before (you still use some for drying and checking).

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[-] buzz86us@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

💯he stole that from a public bathroom

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[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

I was hella poor in college, and constantly using Taco Bell napkins and such for toilet paper. One day at school I found one of these rolls that was left on the counter in the bathroom. I immediately put that shit in my backpack and took it home. It felt like I had won the lottery! No need to worry about toilet paper for like 6 months!

[-] PseudorandomNoise@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

“You can’t spare one square!?”

[-] Skoobie@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

I don't have a square to spare!

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[-] krashmo@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

If you can fit it on your roll holder why wouldn't you? That's just good sense right there

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[-] perviouslyiner@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Someone's university has CH-751 locks on their toilet roll dispensers, and is missing a roll...

[-] Got_Bent@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

This is the lock picking lawyer and what I have for you today really wipes out the competition.

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[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I still have 2 rolls of that stuff from back when there was no TP in the store and it was all I could find. Never did end up using them, but I guess I'm set if it happens again!

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

Let’s hope he had some high capacity magazines to match

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[-] Leviathan@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

~~Shopping in bulk~~

Stealing in bulk

[-] sunbytes@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

You use it like a knife-sharpeners' wheel.

[-] Bashnagdul@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

For the poop knife?

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[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

That could kill a man rolling down a hill

[-] crawancon@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago
[-] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

His work's supply cabinet.

Rock on, man.

[-] Clusterfck@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
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[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

Shitting in bulk i see.

[-] Bobmighty@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Garbage toilet paper found often at the workplace. People especially poor in money and/or taste will sometimes use it in their homes.

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