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[-] HexadecimalSky@lemmy.world 60 points 11 months ago

Every once in a while I get a Uline catalog sent to me.I have looked at that same sort of industrial Jumbo roll. Very tempting.

[-] TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 75 points 11 months ago

If it's the uline jumbo rolls my work gets... Please don't.

Your asshole will thank me

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 63 points 11 months ago

You just gotta keep using it until your anus naturally builds up callouses.

[-] TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 29 points 11 months ago

I rarely physically shudder from text

[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago

I too try to only shit on company time

[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

They're called union shits around here. Even if you're not in one lol.

Also combine shitty to with expensive bidet. Best of both worlds.

[-] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago

My wife keeps telling me that...

[-] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Why? What is she planning for your anus that requires callouses? You should inquire. That sounds suspicious!

[-] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

Just know that she won't answer and I'm scared.

[-] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Do you need us to call someone for you?

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

Sounds exciting!

[-] RoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago

If you don't use a bidet, your butthole is already calloused. I learned this the first time I pooped in a normal toilet after getting my bidet.

[-] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 months ago

I think this is the worst thing I've ever read

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Thank you, and you're welcome.

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 2 points 11 months ago

What a terrible day to have eyes.

[-] waz@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago

Is it the high gloss stuff, or the 80 grit option?

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 10 points 11 months ago

Does it flake like a French pastry?

[-] cocobean@sh.itjust.works 26 points 11 months ago

I only wipe my ass with croissants to keep my cheeks buttery smooth

[-] Nfamwap@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

I'm fairly certain those words have never been uttered in that order in the entirety of human history. Bravo.

[-] Fermion@feddit.nl 8 points 11 months ago
[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

It's a terrible day for Canada, and therefore the world

[-] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

The toilet paper or his asscheeks?

[-] Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 7 points 11 months ago

My old work ordered everything from uline, and I started bringing in my own TP specifically because of how awful it is to use that tissue paper.

Legitimately feels like tissue paper that people stuff gift bags with.

But at the same time, almost slippery.

And you WILL know if you creased the paper the wrong way, because it WILL stab at you with the force of ten thousand teeny tiny needles.

[-] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Plus side, it's basically impossible to clog your toilet with that stuff. It's effectively pipe grease.

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