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[-] ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

"You say it was an everything bagel?"

"That's right."

"And that explains the weed and coke?"

"Yes."

"Then where's the opium and meth..?"

[-] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 3 months ago

They found opium, hence the initial poppy seed excuse.

[-] ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

Shit, musta been the psilocybin that threw me off.

[-] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 months ago

"Right? I'm still asking why they didn't include Ketamine and a kitchen sink."

[-] w2tpmf@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Because ketemine has an extremely short half-life and isn't detectable very long after use.

[-] ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

"You should ask for a refund."

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