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Dude, what's even your job? How did you make a living for 106 years just sitting around?
Maybe he's a trust fund elf from some royal lineage?
To those whose lives flicker like a candle in the wind elves are royal and in their societies live free of want.
Well la dee da, fancy pants! I gotta make sure this ox stays in good health during the harvest so I can pay back the loan I got for said ox and getting my kids into college.
Don't even get me started on the pack of wargs what's been attacking my livestock! The ones we have took down don't even make good eatin' less you throw em in a stew. Had me bowels ravaged fierce from the warg jerky we's made, this candle coulda been blown out by a babe's fart that day!
Mom and dad have 900 years of savings in the college fund.
The value markets of men is a circular process of overproduction and scarcity. The bare-essential trinkets of yesteryear can often be exchanged for today's luxuries.