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[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 149 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"What is up, dog?"

Side note: the opposite of cat isn't actually dog. The opposite of cat is goldfish. A goldfish loves water, is not fluffy, doesn't exterminate every bird for sport, will never knock your favorite coffee mug off your desk, not bipolar, and I'm not allergic to them.

[-] sxan@midwest.social 17 points 1 year ago

There are several domestic cat breeds known for loving water; one is the Bengal.

[-] NoIWontPickAName@kbin.earth 3 points 1 year ago

Depending on circumstances and how much you have pissed off said goldfish it could potentially knock your coffee mug over.

If it does you should feel ashamed of yourself though

[-] ShareMySims@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

will never knock your favorite coffee mug off your desk,

I once shared a house with someone who had a fish that would thrash around in its tank so violently it would knock things off the cabinet it was on and get water all over the floor (I had no involvement in the care of the fish, but I think its tank was too small).

Not a goldfish, but still..

[-] suction@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

How do you know you’re not allergic? Have you ever rubbed one over your most delicate parts?

Not to your knowledge

this post was submitted on 31 Aug 2024
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