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There's a package for you! (lemmy.world)

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[-] Australis13@fedia.io 27 points 2 months ago

Please find enclosed your new Kat™. Your new Kat™ comes with multiple features, including:

Inbuilt vocalisations, which are randomly selected from a range including petite chirps to loud yowling.
A selection of self-maintenance modes, including licking and claw-sharpening. We recommend that you provide your Kat™ with our complementary Kat-Scratcher™ for optimal sharpening.
Multiple behavioural modes, including our specialised SuperKute™ and LiquidKat™ poses.

We recommend powering your Kat™ with our scientifically-proven Kat™ food range for best results.

Disclaimer: Kat-in-a-Box™ cannot be held liable for damage to furniture, vehicles, clothing, bedding, utensils, whitegoods, etc. or any injuries sustained in the use of Kat™.

this post was submitted on 03 Sep 2024

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