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[-] KellysNokia@lemmy.world 118 points 2 months ago

Thoughts and prayers for the one patient for whom it actually was a freak accident

[-] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 2 months ago

Probably the priest who fell on a potato while cooking naked

[-] Deepus@lemm.ee 16 points 2 months ago

How'd you know he was a priest if he was naked?

[-] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 2 months ago

He was praying when it happened. "Oh my god"

[-] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 27 points 2 months ago

Fun fact: If you actually fell and landed on something with enough force to make it's way inside of you the object would quite literally rip your asshole. When it's a true accident, it's very clear due to the blood loss and whatnot

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Reminds me of the episode of Seinfeld when Frank gets a pasta statue stuck up his ass

[-] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Million-to-one shot, doc!

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