You're fired, even though we never hired you. Fucking lazy ~~piece of shit~~ puddle of urine. Who even does things like... checks notes performing normal bodily functions. Don't you know you're supposed to hold in your ~~shit~~ urine until you finish your shift? People these days, so lazy and entitiled, that's why we have a labor shortage. Smh my head. 🤦‍♂️