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Has a little water…Oops! (i.imgur.com)
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[-] WtfEvenIsExistence@reddthat.com 19 points 1 year ago

You're fired, even though we never hired you. Fucking lazy ~~piece of shit~~ puddle of urine. Who even does things like... checks notes performing normal bodily functions. Don't you know you're supposed to hold in your ~~shit~~ urine until you finish your shift? People these days, so lazy and entitiled, that's why we have a labor shortage. Smh my head. 🤦‍♂️

[-] Casmael@geddit.social 9 points 1 year ago

Man nobody wants to ~~shit~~ piss anymore these days

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If you drink alcohol a lot and this is happening, give it a rest for awhile and let your insides heal.

[-] kbotc@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

“Having to pee all the time” is more of a diabetes thing than alcohol.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 26 points 1 year ago

There are, surprisingly, multiple conditions that can cause frequent urination.

[-] Senchanokancho@feddit.de 7 points 1 year ago

I usually drink a large cup of coffee and 1 liter of water until 10 a.m. Have to pee all morning.

[-] kbotc@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Without a doubt, but if “I’m having to pee all the time” is your only symptom, I’d worry about a dozen other things before straight blaming alcohol intake (provided you are not constantly intoxicated as alcohol is a diuretic). Do not get me wrong, if you think you are drinking too much you almost certainly are, but alcohol abuse disorder should show up in a ton of places before getting to kidney damage levels. In fact, the opposite is significantly more worrisome: If you drink too much and have a sudden reduction in amount of urine, that’s the big alarm bells for Acute Kidney Injury.

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Diabetes is not the only thing that makes a body need to urinate a lot.

Alcohol is toxic. It hurts your liver. Your liver is a filter for toxins. If someone is drinking too much for the liver to keep up with they will need to pee a lot.

I'm speaking from experience, letting people know it's a thing. Don't "actually" a positive message. Go back to Reddit with that bs.

[-] kbotc@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Your liver isn’t what makes you urinate, mate. That’d be the kidneys, and saying “If you’re peeing too much, just drink less alcohol” rather than “go get a checkup and make sure you’re not developing diabetes like 1/3 American adults is… Not as helpful as you think it is.

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

AcHTuALLy...Sorry I didn't go down the entire checklist of how the body processes alcohol and every single thing to do if you drink too much.

You've been a huge help. Really contributing to the conversation here.

[-] Treefox@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago

I hate that I relate to this at 25.

[-] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

A bad urologist said my prostate was enlarged at 35 years old. I got a second opinion, an overactive bladder diagnosis, and a prescription that took 4-6 nightly trips to the bathroom down to 0-1.

[-] agentshags@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Was the script tamsaloisin or another

[-] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Ditropan/oxybutynin

[-] pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

I thought I had this but then it turned out all my pants had just become too tight, so

[-] NullaFacies@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

SSRI gang 🙌

[-] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one 4 points 1 year ago

Diabetes insipidus, standing by! *inhales pee pee medicine.

[-] unphazed@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Could be diabeetus. Get that checked.

[-] Ryan213@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

When you're 40+. 😭

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 year ago

As soon as I drink water I gotta go

[-] Ryan213@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I'm peeing right now.

[-] agentshags@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Getting old isn't for wussies

[-] Cyberwitch_7493@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

...Or like never, cause I forgot to drink water for many hours. It's one or the other!

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

*laughs in spironolactone*

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I thought it was spironolactone, but it turns out no I’m just like that

[-] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago

My thoughts exactly. I was like "wait, this is not a trans meme?"

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