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[-] sundray@lemmus.org 39 points 1 year ago

On the plus side, the uranium-235 cookies will probably stay warm a lot longer than the others.

[-] skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

but uranium has 20 billion calories per gram

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 14 points 1 year ago

Hmm... better just have one, then.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

+/- 3,000 years

[-] 0oWow@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

And it will sustain you for the rest of your life.

[-] mkwt@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Uranium doesn't usually glow in the dark? If you can see a blue glow, you need to get the heck out of there, or submerge it in a lot of water.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 1 points 1 year ago

Water? We've got plenty of that. And it's heavy, so that should mean it's extra safe.

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