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Supportive dad (lemy.lol)
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[-] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago

I have a thick 7" meat hammer I need a different excuse

[-] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 43 points 1 day ago

Dad I'm sorry I look too cute in skirts

[-] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Perf, "skirts are the only way I can let my massive dick breathe"

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

Like that song by Cake, it goes "I like a girl with a short skirt and a long penis"

[-] steventhedev@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

That is a valid reason to move to Scotland

[-] Fosheze@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

"Well, dad, estrogen is the only thing that might make my crotch bludgeon somewhat managable."

[-] match@pawb.social 4 points 1 day ago

"god meeded to nerf my big ween"

this post was submitted on 18 Sep 2024
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