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submitted 2 months ago by nzmaa@lemy.lol to c/greentext@lemmy.ml

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[-] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago

I have a thick 7" meat hammer I need a different excuse

[-] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 46 points 2 months ago

Dad I'm sorry I look too cute in skirts

[-] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Perf, "skirts are the only way I can let my massive dick breathe"

[-] Mango@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

O.O

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Like that song by Cake, it goes "I like a girl with a short skirt and a long penis"

[-] steventhedev@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

That is a valid reason to move to Scotland

[-] Fosheze@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

"Well, dad, estrogen is the only thing that might make my crotch bludgeon somewhat managable."

[-] match@pawb.social 5 points 2 months ago

"god meeded to nerf my big ween"

[-] Troubleinmind@lemmy.wtf 5 points 2 months ago

😂

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