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submitted 7 months ago by nzmaa@lemy.lol to c/greentext@lemmy.ml

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[-] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 47 points 7 months ago

Dad I'm sorry I look too cute in skirts

[-] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 22 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Perf, "skirts are the only way I can let my massive dick breathe"

[-] Mango@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

O.O

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Like that song by Cake, it goes "I like a girl with a short skirt and a long penis"

[-] steventhedev@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

That is a valid reason to move to Scotland

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