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no pun intended lol

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[-] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 37 points 1 month ago

1,000 bottles of baby oil and lubricant

He must've been buying pallets of individual bottles and it never crossed his mind to just buy it by the barrel.

[-] the_itsb@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

well, then you have to have somebody who is dispensing it into smaller bottles, and the smaller bottles need to be cleaned and refilled regularly

probably easier to convince the victims to use these liquids when they're clearly labelled by the manufacturer instead of individual bottles of questionable contents and cleanliness

maybe I'm overthinking it

[-] laranis@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

You're not overthinking it. The complexity of the logistics of getting lubricant in mass quantities to your sexual assault victims can't be overstated. I'm guessing they weren't pinching pennies so a convenient, disposable solution likely won the decision.

I hope I don't end up on a list for this comment.

[-] Speaker@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Probably worried about going out like a slippery Jimmy Hoffa.

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