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submitted 18 hours ago by Delphia@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

For me "How long could I get away with driving like an ABSOLUTE ASSHOLE all the time before I lost my licence or had an accident." Speed limits, red lights, stop signs... forget them all. Every day I have to drive sensibly and obey the law because without my licence I dont have a job, and every day I see at least one person driving like an absolute moron and I wonder...

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[-] stelelor@lemmy.ca 17 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Cyborg-like implants. I want titanium joints and UV vision and magnetic field sensors and charging my phone by laying it on my belly. Uncap each finger to reveal a small tool: screwdriver, USB key, cutting blade, etc.

Note that none of that includes or requires a constant connection to a network/internet. I want to augment my interactions with the real world, not replace them with a virtual world.

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 9 points 12 hours ago

Oh boy do I have an 80's cartoon for you…

[-] serpineslair@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago

Go-go-gadget...

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

I've looked forward to this most of my life, but given how things have changed, I would never do it. There's no way these implants wouldn't be subscription based, and spy on everything you do. Oh, you forgot to pay your enhanced eyeball subscription? Now you're blind, motherfucker!

[-] invertedspear@lemm.ee 1 points 9 hours ago

What would power these implants?

[-] Longpork3@lemmy.nz 2 points 1 hour ago

Linux, most likely.

[-] Jolteon@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 hour ago

Giant Qi charging pad on your bed.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

The power of SCIENCE!

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