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[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

This reminds me of the horror story of the monkey prostitute.

[-] Zozano@lemy.lol 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

~~First of all, it was an orangutan, which is not a monkey~~.

Second, it wasn't a prostitute, as the orangutan wasn't paid.

Third, I had no idea, as the orangutan was shaved, and they turned the lights off before I got into the bed.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 7 points 1 year ago

1: Apes are cladistically monkeys these days. https://paoloviscardi.com/2011/04/21/apes-are-monkeys-deal-with-it/

2: I think most people would consider a sex slave a prostitute even if their slave holder doesn't let them keep the money but maybe that's a fair distinction if you just consider it all rape as a result of the lack of consent.

3: Understandable, but why'd you keep going back?

[-] Zozano@lemy.lol 5 points 1 year ago

Dude stop embarrassing me in front of the Wizards.

[-] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

You think the foot job would have gave it away.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Gross, where? Specifically, where?

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