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This reminds me of the horror story of the monkey prostitute.
~~First of all, it was an orangutan, which is not a monkey~~.
Second, it wasn't a prostitute, as the orangutan wasn't paid.
Third, I had no idea, as the orangutan was shaved, and they turned the lights off before I got into the bed.
1: Apes are cladistically monkeys these days. https://paoloviscardi.com/2011/04/21/apes-are-monkeys-deal-with-it/
2: I think most people would consider a sex slave a prostitute even if their slave holder doesn't let them keep the money but maybe that's a fair distinction if you just consider it all rape as a result of the lack of consent.
3: Understandable, but why'd you keep going back?
Dude stop embarrassing me in front of the Wizards.
You think the foot job would have gave it away.
Gross, where? Specifically, where?