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[-] Samsy@lemmy.ml 25 points 3 weeks ago

Wouldn't the second one seeing the first one released over the volcano simply jump off into the ocean?

[-] lemmyng@lemmy.ca 70 points 3 weeks ago

And miss out on the sweet release from this mortal coil?

[-] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 60 points 3 weeks ago

Probably not, because contrary to what video games would indicate, water does not prevent all fall damage.

[-] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 8 points 3 weeks ago

So the older video games told me the truth! - that the slightest contact with any body of water is instantly fatal from any height.

[-] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 7 points 3 weeks ago

You lied to me, Aonuma san! ;_;

[-] hamFoilHat@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

You TOLD ME THE TRUTH original Assassin's Creed.

[-] CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

Sure, sure, water doesn't prevent fall damage, but a well placed hay pile and a properly executed dive will...

[-] BakerBagel@midwest.social 5 points 3 weeks ago

In fact, it prevents almost no fallcdamage beyond 20 feet

[-] Jolteon@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 weeks ago

You might be able to get away with just broken legs if you landed right. Then you'd be in the middle of the ocean was broken legs.

[-] burgersc12@mander.xyz 32 points 3 weeks ago

They're pretty high up, don't think they'd survive the splat

[-] Zorque@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

They wouldn't survive the sizzle either.

[-] burgersc12@mander.xyz 6 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, I'd probably risk the water, but I doubt you'd come away unscathed

Sure, but, I mean, it's Aranaktu.

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago

A cloud descenda out of the sky and offers a rainbow swing to sit on and fly away. The only way a sane person would ever ride on that, unprompted and unprepared to see such a thing, is if there was a charm or mesmerizing effect happening. These folks stood no chance. The clouds showed up and Aranaktu welcomed them all.

[-] ripcord@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

The only way a sane person would ever ride on that, unprompted and unprepared to see such a thing, is if there was a charm or mesmerizing effect happening.

The other way would be if someone hadn't had all hope and wonder removed from them

[-] genuineparts@infosec.pub 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

The other way would be if someone hadn’t had all hope and wonder removed from them

That's why old groucy cynics rarely get dropped into Volcanos. Remember kids being a Sourpuss saves your life.

[-] moody@lemmings.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

It's not just a volcano, it's Aranaktu. Why would you pass up your one chance?

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 8 points 3 weeks ago

We don't know that the rainbows can't restrain you

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

It's not clear whether the people know they're going off to be sacrificed or not. Maybe they're glad to do it.

[-] Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

Aranaktu looks like he's a least a kilometer tall. Those children were doomed the moment they sat on those rainbow swings.

this post was submitted on 24 Sep 2024
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