My religion is against eating pork.
Technically, they just taste like pork, so you might be ok?
Pigs are cool animals. These are not. Pepper and garlic helps a lot. In fact, garlic could save your lives.
Could be your chance to know what it tastes like without being a heretic. Loophole baby!
I plan to compost mine. Meat of any variety would upset my stomach
You save humanity and make the whole world better if you eat these types of pork! God will send you to heaven even if you were an athiest
Don't worry, all religions are fake.
My religion is eating pork.
My religion is against eating pork.
Technically, they just taste like pork, so you might be ok?
Pigs are cool animals. These are not. Pepper and garlic helps a lot. In fact, garlic could save your lives.
Could be your chance to know what it tastes like without being a heretic. Loophole baby!
I plan to compost mine. Meat of any variety would upset my stomach
You save humanity and make the whole world better if you eat these types of pork! God will send you to heaven even if you were an athiest
Don't worry, all religions are fake.
My religion is eating pork.