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[-] Alpha71@lemmy.world -1 points 1 month ago

Let me tell you a story my friend. I felt just like you one night. So to take my mind off of it I went for a walk. I lived in a downtown core at the time and there was a bunch of night clubs close by.

Any ways I was walking past a nightclub that had a small line-up of patrons waiting to go inside. A cute couple who were snuggling in each others arms caught my eye. "Oh great" I thought "I can't escape this!" They were facing each other and laughing. Just as I get close to them the guy leans in and whispers something in her ear.

Well she must have not like it because she just hauls off and slaps him hard across the face. By the time I rounded the corner Security was having to hold them both apart while they were trying to fight each other.

I went home feeling alot better about myself and ordered domino's.

[-] Platypus@lemmings.world -3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

After a while you stop feeling better, like after the 100th time you see a couple, or when you see your younger brother with his 4th girlfriend. I would take the slap. At least I'm being touched

this post was submitted on 28 Sep 2024
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