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A rattling pill bottle is called the Ohio mating call.
No it's not lol. That joke was coined in the Knoxville produced Grammy winning Nobel peac prize deserving motion picture masterpiece, "The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia" Ohio pill bottles have a ways to go to take the crown as being the mating call of West Virginia. WV paved the way for the opiate epidemic then snorted it in the same delivery room those dirty CPS fucks came to when they STOLE MYBAYBAY FROM ME! *actual scene in the movie where minutes after squeezing out another inbred crotch fruit the woman snorts or smokes an oxy in the delivery room leading to CPS taking the baby and the mother freaking out that they stole her baby for no reason.
I put a butcher knife up to her neck and I said, "You better start cookin' them eggs right. I'm tired of them sloppy, slimey eggs."
NGL that shit gave me a laugh. Donno why people are so uptight.
I stole it from a documentary, but it's not like this place is real original when it comes to comedy anyway.