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[-] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Damn damn damn. That's wtf is wrong with his face. Cheese and rice, I could never put a lock on it. That's it to a tee. Thank you for that observation. Fucking eyeliner. Nailed it. Cheers, bud.

[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 11 points 10 months ago

He wouldn’t want you to see the true horror of his tiny, beady little pig eyes.

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