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Alpha Male in Critical Condition After Accidentally Touching Unopened Box of Tampons (thehardtimes.net)
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[-] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml 41 points 10 months ago

Stay strong brother, praying for a swift recovery.

/s

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 28 points 10 months ago

Instructions unclear, sent horde of Swifties to recovery room.

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