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Inanna, Sumerian goddess of love and war rule
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Inanna spoke: —My beloved, the delight of my eyes, met me. We rejoiced together. He took his pleasure of me. He brought me into his house. He laid me down on the fragrant honey-bed. My sweet love, lying by my heart, Tongue-playing, one by one, My fair Dumuzi did so fifty times.
Relationship goals. Although, they are brother and sister and it doesn't say how long it took him to reach fifty. Also there's a bit earlier where he's playing with her pubes which comes across like he's hunting for it and got lost.