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[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 22 points 6 months ago

And probably using condoms or he'd be buying pregnancy tests instead

[-] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 6 months ago

Have the republicans banned birth control in your state already?

[-] sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz 1 points 6 months ago

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