What are some humorous items I could sneak onto my partner's running shopping list? (sh.itjust.works)

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[-] beliquititious@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

Pet supplies for animals you don't have. Things that don't exist but sound like things you might find at a grocery store, like pot slippers from the kitchen utensils, vegan mangos, aged vermhölsterdoif cheese, or barkley salt. Rare spices the stores your partner shops at do not sell. I get a kick out of being macabre so long pork, stray child. Ingredients your partner hates. Confusing typos.

[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Vanilla flavoured bananas.

Peppered mandarins.

Pickled macaroni.

[-] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

you're giving them ideas! it's going to fruity pebbles Mac and cheese

[-] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

so long pork, stray child

lolwut

this post was submitted on 02 Oct 2024

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