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JD Vance does not go to grocery stores, that's a job for "the help"
JD Vance specifically orders his help to leave raw chicken in the middle of the grocery store.
to the deli worker: "You know, some of this and that"
Whatever makes sense
"I'll take some of those ones with sprinkles."
"Mr. Vance, those are rat turds"
"Excellent"