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JD Vance Under Fire For Resurfaced Remarks Criticizing Childless Children (youtu.be)
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In newly resurfaced audio, the vice-presidential candidate is heard making disparaging remarks, calling childless children “miserable” and “pathetic”.

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[-] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 28 points 1 month ago

JD Vance leaves raw chicken in the middle of the grocery store pass it on

[-] morphballganon@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Incorrect

JD Vance does not go to grocery stores, that's a job for "the help"

[-] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

JD Vance specifically orders his help to leave raw chicken in the middle of the grocery store.

[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

to the deli worker: "You know, some of this and that"

[-] BakerBagel@midwest.social 6 points 1 month ago

Whatever makes sense

[-] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"I'll take some of those ones with sprinkles."

"Mr. Vance, those are rat turds"

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

"Excellent"

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Was it fingered before he discarded it?

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