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submitted 1 month ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to c/news@lemmy.world

I admit I do love it when Trump gets trolled.

(Weirdly, the post title didn't match the headline in the actual link, but the version Lemmy let me click on to make the title works better anyway.)

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[-] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Here I'll help

"The best records... great memory.. the best... doctors claim to not have seen a memory like mine... beyond measure... they can't even measure it ladies and gentlemen.. even better than my opponent Sleepy Joe... I defeated Joe in 2020... complete landslide... I'll beat him in 2024."

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago

still too coherent

"You know they asked me to— my medical records... they asked for them. The medical records. Can you believe this? The doctors, and believe me, I know doctors — they used to have the cures, were allowed to, you know, they just drank it. You could, any street corner, with malt, just go in. Hello Bob, you know. Beautiful. Believe me, they'd say Mr President, Sir, Mr President, you have the best blood pressure. So strong, beautiful, Mr President but we've been piled on with Iran. They don't allow the helicopters any more, and the coats? You can't. Any day, they said, any day you can have it for free, and I was smart, I got the 5 cents back. That's how they get you. But with Iran. So now the doctors say there's no need to have blood pressure any more. They said they never need to check again. And that's why you can't any more. Which is good. You know, not the Iran thing, that's sad."

this post was submitted on 12 Oct 2024
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