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I’m torn. Both Galadriel and Sauron say the other is a threat to Middle-earth. One has to be wrong, so whom am I to trust? Should I trust the Dark Lord who attempted to topple the White City of Gondor, dominate all life, and attempt to stay in power for eternity? Or do I trust the Elf Queen representing the coalition of Men and Elves who defeated Sauron when he tried to enslave the Free Peoples… but could maybe do more meet-and-greets?

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[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago

We know Trump supports …let's call it "Genocide+"

Holy shit it's you, the liberal every leftist has been joking about for a year. I'm sorry we spoke you into being with our irresponsible comedy.

[-] geekwithsoul@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago

You really should be more careful. I could be in the room with you right now!

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