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[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago

Woke ruined pokemon years ago anyway. I don't remember any of them having genitals since the original 151. Pikachu doesn't even have a penis in the new games.

[-] miz@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago
[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

Pikachu used to have the best penis. I remember writing to the anime studio and telling them that I hate political correctness and it'd piss off the libs if they made Pikachu's penis large enough for me to see it in every scene. I wouldn't have to draw it on paper and put it on the tv screen it'd always be there if it was bigger. Liberals would hate that and also bulbasaur's. I wrote lots of letters about bulbasaur.

[-] miz@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

Whenever Pikachu's penis is not on screen, all the other characters should be asking, "where's Pikachu's penis?"

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

They should stop the show until it's visible again. Everyone should stand there until the camera zooms in or the artist makes it bigger.

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

You would like the design on a lot of Gen 5 mons, then. For example, Beartic.

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Beartic is where woke won. All pubes, no penis. Compare that to charmander.

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