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[-] stinerman@midwest.social 30 points 16 hours ago

To be clear, he doesn't want to marry his daughter. He wants to fuck her.

[-] datelmd5sum@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

what's stopping him?

[-] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 11 points 12 hours ago

His physical strength.

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

Wow that was dark, thanks for the laugh!

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

Great, now he and I have something in common.

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