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[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 85 points 1 month ago

Do NOT face allah alone while astral projecting

Today while astral projecting I summoned allah to try and weaken him so our hexing spells would work better.

He is so fucking powerful. I'm not at a power level to do this alone. I barely escaped with my life and I'm spiritually injured to a great amount, but I think I'll make it.

I can't imagine what he would do to a new, unsuspecting witch. I'm scared that I will have to face him again soon if I ever want to continue astral projecting. I'm currently burning healing incense and drawing spiritual energy from my crystals to try and heal as quickly as possible.

Please be safe everyone. Allah is much stronger than I first imagined and we will have to do this together if we want to slay a god.

[-] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 47 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

One of the funniest comments from the last few years

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago

looking at the literal ~according~ ~to~ ~a~ ~lot~ ~of~ ~people~ creator of the universe:

"yea, i could take him, im built different."

[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago

You have to have a group of friends if you want to kill God that's like jrpg 101

[-] Luna@hexbear.net 7 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)
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