Do NOT face allah alone while astral projecting

Today while astral projecting I summoned allah to try and weaken him so our hexing spells would work better.

He is so fucking powerful. I'm not at a power level to do this alone. I barely escaped with my life and I'm spiritually injured to a great amount, but I think I'll make it.

I can't imagine what he would do to a new, unsuspecting witch. I'm scared that I will have to face him again soon if I ever want to continue astral projecting. I'm currently burning healing incense and drawing spiritual energy from my crystals to try and heal as quickly as possible.

Please be safe everyone. Allah is much stronger than I first imagined and we will have to do this together if we want to slay a god.

My inner hustler wants to sell expensive spells to these people

this is painfully cringe. somebody out there really thinks in these terms unironically. what a waste of a mind

Death to America

Trump's always equipped with a full estus flask

I am punching the mirror as hard as I can, but this ugly bastard will not leave my house, in fact, there seem to be more of him now

Materialism vs Idealism: idealism takes the L, again.

Man what can be happening to do this surely Kamala hasn't sponsored any kind of genocide or anything that could bring down the threefold law.

This is just sad

Harry Potter and World of Warcraft have permanently sullied the minds of a very specific sort or person.

Uplifting genocide spell, activate!

Are they for real?

they should come work at the National Institute for the Technology of Witchcraft and Thaumaturgy

I know a witch who is probably doing this. She's also getting signatures for a local Zionist politician.

Blue Wave
{X}{U}{U}
Sorcery

Tap all lands you control.

Prevent the next X damage that would be dealt to target opponent this turn.

"VOTE blue no matter who!" -Lim-Dûl

Is that subreddit real or a joke?

Main character syndrome and its effects have been a disaster for whatever the fuck this kind of person is called

Imagine doing witchcraft to these ends.

Cool roleplay

Baffled that I hadn't seen anyone write tRump before.

A freezer spell? Cone of cold is decent I guess, but it lacks the range of a good old fashioned fireball.

You watch agatha all along and then you go off all main character wizardry and shit

I remember when that subreddit was first started, and it was full of communists and anarchists, who were interested in spooky occult shit.

It eventually got fucking swamped by liberals with the most asinine takes. So that's cool...