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Which raises the question of why he would create a planet with the illusion of age and send you to hell for falling for his own trick.
"for I, the LORD your God, am a jealous God" - Exodus 20:5
Says it all, really. This whole character trait is that he's a jealous little asshole. He's like Dolores Umbridge.
I'm aware Christians may make counter-claims, but I've read the old testament, and all he does is to come off as an absolute asshole - you either worship me, or else!
I wasn't too surprised (but it made sense) that he (Elohim) originally came from the Canaanitic pantheon. How else can you be the only god, yet people shouldn't worship other gods? He's not, that's how.
/rant
And use his omnipotent power to hide from you while watching your life play out in exactly the way his omniscience let him know it would before he even created the earth or you.
lady of the pain tier deityship
Because believers will listen to Christianity's divinely inspired interpretation of the Bible that says that. Non-christians won't listen to that. Therefore anyone who believes the earth is older has rejected Christianity. He did it to help identify the non-believers because he's a petty bitch.