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[-] SaintWacko@slrpnk.net 15 points 2 weeks ago

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

[-] th3dogcow@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

No idea! (Eye deer)

[-] Fetus@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

What about a dead deer with no eyes?

[-] th3dogcow@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Still no eye deer

[-] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

What do you call a cow with no legs?

[-] Aremel@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Lean beef.

What do you call a fly with no wings?

[-] Aremel@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

A walk?

[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

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