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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea! (Eye deer)
What about a dead deer with no eyes?
Still no eye deer
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Two fish swim into a wall.
One turns to the other and yells "Dam!"
What do you call a deer with one eye?
Buick?
Deerclops?
No eye deer!
Oof. Haha
Call him any way you want, he can still hear you.
My kid listens to Yoto Daily too.
this post was submitted on 24 Oct 2024
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