Name of the restaurant should have been included somewhere.

I gotta agree with the post. Millie would be a cute alternative Mildred. The name reminds me of mildew.

Triple I as in triple Indie? That's cute as hell, I love it. I'm all for III over AAA.

Now THAT is a shower thought.

No, because that would be too clever and only nerds would get it. But I like where your head is at.

Better than beans and Stroganoff.

...I think.

American companies fucked around, and now they're finding out.

That dog is doing CPR all wrong.

They knew.

I didn't have sex with a girl I had a crush on for the longest time.

It didn't matter a bit in the long run, but it would have been nice.

Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

My vote is 10 years as an arbitrary number, or 2 or more console generations as the graphics technology will have (hopefully) have advanced enough to make an impactful difference in graphics quality.

Control schemes have largely not changed since the PS3/360 era, so there would be no point in remaking a game solely for that, at least not if it's from around that era. For anyone that has played the Rare Replay, Rare Studio's entire collection of games, Jetforce Gemini (a N64 game) had an option in the control settings to make the controls modernized.

All in all, a game should be remade/remastered if it is going to be significantly different to its original form. A fresh coat of paint does not a remake, uh make. For the best example of proper remakes in my opinion, see the Demon Souls remake or the Halo 2 Anniversary edition.