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[-] BenFranklinsDick@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

How the fuck are you supposed to sell black market cheese anyways?

Some sketchy guy in the Home Depot parking lot?

"Hey kid, you want some artisanal cheese?"

[-] Letstakealook@lemm.ee 12 points 3 weeks ago

You can reintroduce into the supply chain through a distributor. This has organized crime written all over it.

[-] BCsven@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 weeks ago

You slide a 50 in a mailslot, and a bike carrier makes a clandestine wedge drop to you in the park

[-] Zier@fedia.io 4 points 3 weeks ago
[-] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Zier@fedia.io 1 points 3 weeks ago

Would you like your crime with pepperoni? Veggies? A Combo perhaps? I hear basil is quite tasty!!!

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