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[-] Zier@fedia.io 4 points 3 weeks ago

Open a pizza parlor.

[-] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

That's cheese laundering!

[-] Zier@fedia.io 1 points 3 weeks ago

Would you like your crime with pepperoni? Veggies? A Combo perhaps? I hear basil is quite tasty!!!

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