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submitted 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) by Aliveelectricwire@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

Some dude tried to merc me over my 7 year old android and that wasn't the worst part. The cops who responded literally searched me, made me explain my tattoos to prove they weren't gang related, told me to stop crying, and told me it was my fault I almost got offed for going to subway. I fucking hate America. The only reason I'll be able to sleep is because I have 120 pounds of "fuck you" guarding me. (I love my pitbull son)

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[-] GaveUp@hexbear.net 40 points 5 days ago

Apple fanboys are fucking psychos nowadays yea. I had one that spat on me because I had a Xiaomi

OP means somebody tried to rob them and all they had of any value on their body was a 7 year old android phone

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 26 points 5 days ago

Idk why people try to do stickups anymore. You're gonna make more money lgetting a shovel and some trash bags and boosting lawn grass to sell on craigslist.

[-] frauddogg@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago

I had one that spat on me because I had a Xiaomi

I think that'd be the day I finally caught a felony assault charge

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