My gay son who I'm putting my safety in so I can maybe catch 30 mins of sleep after severe trauma
He looks like a good boy
He's ESA and seizure trained! During covid lock downs I decided to train him to an extreme point and he took to it like a magnet. My favorite command I can give him is show me the drugs which when said he'll give both of his front paws and sit up straight until you say ",the feds are gone"
You trained your dog to have a seizure? 
I have pnes (I will never call it penis) which is psychogenic seizures. And since getting clean off fent and booze I only have em like twice a month. Basil is trained to respond to early seizure symptoms and warn me ahead of one occuring
Ah, sorry to hear that; your dog sounds awesome, as does the training.
My wife has thise! Did you train him yourself? Was it difficult? What breed? Is that relevant? How much do you think it cost (ballpark)?
I trained him myself! Along with my ex spouse. It def is extremely difficult but since dogs can learn anything just starting to train them when showing seizure symptoms is easy! They can easily notice early symptoms like muscle twitching, it causes a ton of false positives since psychogenic seizures are different from normal seizures and present different each time, but my ex spouse trained dogs for a living it was extremely easy. If they have any books I'll dm you it.
I'm def gonna take today to relax and process more trauma with my boy Basil, but I'll hit up my ex about training dogs for pnes tomorrow and dm you if they decide to actually respond tomorrow
that would be so so awesome thank you!!!
He looks and sounds like a great companion, you're lucky to have him
Honestly getting shot at wasn't nearly as traumatizing as spending 2 hours at a police department, fucking going over why I got shot at. I legitimately hope the person who held me up gets help apposed to the pigs who had me go over every tattoo and scar I had.
i fucking hate cops. i dealt with them for really bad stuff that happened to me in the past, it almost felt more traumatizing than the actual event, they were acting like i was the suspect. pieces of shit
This is America blasting on repeat really is the mood
Oh god. Hope you're ok.
The first time I got shot at (drive by; So Cal) I couldn't sleep for a week. Fuck the tough guy bullshit - that shit is traumatizing. Don't be surprised if you need to deflate or process it with a professional.
Glad you have a fur friend to keep you safe.
Glad to hear you're okay. I can't offer much but I hope this picture I took in an old Korean fishing village can help you get your mind off of things for a short moment
Fuck the pigs. Glad you are still with us comrade.
Death to America.
your pitbull weighs more than me damn
He's a mastiff mix so he's dummy thicc
I friend of mind had a mastiff mix when we were kids, such a big huggable fella
That must have been terrifying. Glad you're okay.
I'm glad the person who shot at me had fucking terrible aim. Like I own multiple guns, and would literally have to try to miss from 2 meters. This is just a continuation of terrible shit that is happening to me since I left rehab. I've been flash banged, stabbed 23 times, and shot at since I left rehab. Still somehow sober other than weed tho.
Fuckin' hell that is a rough time
I'm sorry you went through that, comrade. Did you ask the pigs to explain the swastika tats under their uniforms?
I'm so sorry that happened to you and I hope you can recover 
Also pits really are the best, aren't they? Here's a pic of my pit/lab mix:
That baby is enjoying the fuck out of the sun. 10/10 dog
I'm a simple man, I see a dog like that and I want to hug 'em
i am so sorry you had to go thru that, comrade. I’m glad you’re okay. 
I'm sorry Comrade. That kind of violence is never anything less than soulshaking terrifying. If you can be gentle with yourself for a few days. Our brains can be kind of weird, sometimes trauma can lie low for a few days then come on suddenly. Might be worth keeping some snacks and comfy stuff on hand, and asking a friend to keep their phone on in case you need to talk to someone.
Give your pitty some scritches for me 
Christ, I'm glad you're okay. Hope you won't have to go through any more of this shit, seeing how much you've already been through as I've read. Pat and cuddle the doggy for me.
pitbulls rock and i’m glad you’re alive
did i misread that, or were you shot at because your phone is old?
Apple fanboys are fucking psychos nowadays yea. I had one that spat on me because I had a Xiaomi
OP means somebody tried to rob them and all they had of any value on their body was a 7 year old android phone
Idk why people try to do stickups anymore. You're gonna make more money lgetting a shovel and some trash bags and boosting lawn grass to sell on craigslist.
I had one that spat on me because I had a Xiaomi
I think that'd be the day I finally caught a felony assault charge
I they just mean someone tried to steal their phone and it's too old to be worth anything.
I once avoided getting robbed because my phone was old. The wheel weaves as the wheel wills. The lord giveth and taketh
My friend once got mugged and the dude demanded his phone, but his phone was such an old piece of shit the mugger was like "actually never mind just give me all the cash in your wallet".
I'm surprised muggers go for the thing that lets your victim know exactly where you are so often
hope you feel better soon comrade, fuck the police
I'm sorry that happened to you. Fucking terrifying.
On a lighter note, I once avoided getting stabbed because I had an old phone, so maybe it'll save your butt next time
WTF comradr I'm sorry.
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