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So my ass just got shot at (hexbear.net)

submitted 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) by Aliveelectricwire@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Some dude tried to merc me over my 7 year old android and that wasn't the worst part. The cops who responded literally searched me, made me explain my tattoos to prove they weren't gang related, told me to stop crying, and told me it was my fault I almost got offed for going to subway. I fucking hate America. The only reason I'll be able to sleep is because I have 120 pounds of "fuck you" guarding me. (I love my pitbull son)

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[-] Wheaties@hexbear.net 27 points 5 days ago

did i misread that, or were you shot at because your phone is old?

[-] GaveUp@hexbear.net 40 points 5 days ago

Apple fanboys are fucking psychos nowadays yea. I had one that spat on me because I had a Xiaomi

OP means somebody tried to rob them and all they had of any value on their body was a 7 year old android phone

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 26 points 5 days ago

Idk why people try to do stickups anymore. You're gonna make more money lgetting a shovel and some trash bags and boosting lawn grass to sell on craigslist.

[-] frauddogg@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago

I had one that spat on me because I had a Xiaomi

I think that'd be the day I finally caught a felony assault charge

[-] Barx@hexbear.net 26 points 5 days ago

I they just mean someone tried to steal their phone and it's too old to be worth anything.

[-] REgon@hexbear.net 23 points 5 days ago

I once avoided getting robbed because my phone was old. The wheel weaves as the wheel wills. The lord giveth and taketh

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 13 points 5 days ago

My friend once got mugged and the dude demanded his phone, but his phone was such an old piece of shit the mugger was like "actually never mind just give me all the cash in your wallet".