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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by Aliveelectricwire@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

Some dude tried to merc me over my 7 year old android and that wasn't the worst part. The cops who responded literally searched me, made me explain my tattoos to prove they weren't gang related, told me to stop crying, and told me it was my fault I almost got offed for going to subway. I fucking hate America. The only reason I'll be able to sleep is because I have 120 pounds of "fuck you" guarding me. (I love my pitbull son)

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[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

You trained your dog to have a seizure? jesse-wtf

[-] Aliveelectricwire@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago

I have pnes (I will never call it penis) which is psychogenic seizures. And since getting clean off fent and booze I only have em like twice a month. Basil is trained to respond to early seizure symptoms and warn me ahead of one occuring

[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

Ah, sorry to hear that; your dog sounds awesome, as does the training.

[-] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

My wife has thise! Did you train him yourself? Was it difficult? What breed? Is that relevant? How much do you think it cost (ballpark)?

[-] Aliveelectricwire@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I trained him myself! Along with my ex spouse. It def is extremely difficult but since dogs can learn anything just starting to train them when showing seizure symptoms is easy! They can easily notice early symptoms like muscle twitching, it causes a ton of false positives since psychogenic seizures are different from normal seizures and present different each time, but my ex spouse trained dogs for a living it was extremely easy. If they have any books I'll dm you it.

[-] Aliveelectricwire@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'm def gonna take today to relax and process more trauma with my boy Basil, but I'll hit up my ex about training dogs for pnes tomorrow and dm you if they decide to actually respond tomorrow

[-] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

that would be so so awesome thank you!!!

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