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...loaded my $15000 AR-15, bought some Dude Wipes, put on my Blu-ray collection of Clint Eastwood movies, told everyone I came across that I wasn't gay, stifled all emotion, had my wife make a sandwich and raise my kids, told my black neighbor he was "one of the good ones", shared videos of dead Palestinians, put on my "Mission Accomplished" bumper sticker from 2003, turned on my Joe Rogan podcast, clocked out at the racism factory, and drove to the polls here in Whitesville Texas. Brought my wife and kids too. We understood the assignment. We were adulting. We did a democracy. Donald is right behind me isn't he?

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[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago

Fidel loved ice cream

He just like me fr fr (my partner got me a honeycomb flavor that I'm excited to try tonight as a celebratory thing)

[-] peeonyou@hexbear.net 5 points 7 months ago

me too.. i even bought the 'churn out the vote' ben & jerrys the other day just to try it out... its not that great, but its still ice cream and i love ice cream

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 3 points 7 months ago

Honeycomb is so fucking good. How do they do it?

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