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Anon awakens an ancient evil
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this post was submitted on 01 Nov 2024
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“ancient evils” are usually things like blasphemy, insubordination or having intrinsic self-worth.
Ancient evils are actually pretty moderate. Anyone down to open The Gate? Yog'Sothoth seems chill and would love the internet.
Yog’Sothoth stared into 4chan, and 4chan stared back. And Yog'Sothoth noped right on outta there.
If thou gaze long into an anus, the anus will also gaze into thee.
Yog'Sothoth does his dark bidding on the internet.
There's no better place for it. Imagine still needing to supply robes and flesh-bound books.