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Anon awakens an ancient evil
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Missed the follow-up post to this from tumblr
Ancient evil awakens,
tries to invent the extended car warranty,
Doesn't understand why people aren't fleeing in terror.
I could see it either way. The competing visions for ancient evil: Murdering children for asking questions, or the existence of unmarried women.
Yes, just like human countries - on average about that, but also produced on massive country/continent/empire scales.
"I'm going to teach your women to read, and encourage your children to go into a different profession than their fathers'!"
Make women show their ankles in public next
Lewd.
Where?
Which evil specifically & where can I find it??
What about noses?
Depends on the religion, I guess.
Noses don't have ankles, stupid.
"...and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there, only just the night before, about eight o'clock."
This could be an anime
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“ancient evils” are usually things like blasphemy, insubordination or having intrinsic self-worth.
Ancient evils are actually pretty moderate. Anyone down to open The Gate? Yog'Sothoth seems chill and would love the internet.
Yog’Sothoth stared into 4chan, and 4chan stared back. And Yog'Sothoth noped right on outta there.
If thou gaze long into an anus, the anus will also gaze into thee.
Yog'Sothoth does his dark bidding on the internet.
There's no better place for it. Imagine still needing to supply robes and flesh-bound books.
Qual coming at Frieren like...
So moderate that I pledge my loyalty to it & move in its domain, defend it from objectively evil human empires, find inner peace & purpose.
move in its* domain
Username checks out
No tits, none whatsoever.
Snot, though...
Happy Cakeday! 🍰🎂
Thx (edited it), I just increasingly miss the ' shit when it's autocorrected.
This is my first time seeing itsnotits in the wild on Lemmy.
Before your edit, I would have walked away thinking they are a joke account that writes "its" for every grammatical situation, even if its incorrect.
even if it's* incorrect.
That one is one of those grammatical situations that I literally remember as "it works the way that does not make sense" since it is the only subject where the possessive form does not use an apostrophe before the s.
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They were just born in the wrong time!
Cthulhu for president 2024. Why settle for a lesser evil?
"
- I'll drive all humanity insane!
- How does the insanity manifest?
- They'll carve strange sculptures, chant and dance around them, and maybe make orgies."
Cthulhu is the CEO of, and the entire board of an international company that was originally started by selling second hand pencils, and is now in control of 2/3 of the worlds food supply, ceiling fans, caste iron cookware, navel ship contracts, fire alarm and led light bulb multinational alliances, crawfish bait stores, mesh trucker hats, smart TVs...
It's far above anything as simple as one countries president.
While the "caste iron cookware" sounds fascinating, I'm mostly interested in these "navel ships"
Please don't edit your comment, the mental images I'm getting from it are fantastic
Attempting to fathom the terrors of the Old Ones only leads to maidness
*attempts to fathom terrors* *suddenly gets urge to put on a maid outfit and dust the place* You're not wrong...
What, haven't you seen fandoms shipping the bellybuttons of two characters together
Navel ships makes for the real cosmic horror here.
Lovecraftian horror is just realizing the earth is floating in a sea of dark matter that splooshed into the elder god's belly button.
I’m mostly interested in these “navel ships”
You ever heard of "belly-button shots"? Well a navel ship is what you get if you float a tiny boat on one.
Tiny? Do you have any idea how large the Great Old One's navel is? You can float a destroyer in it...
These naval ships rely on the motion of the ocean to get where they wanna go
It’s far above anything as simple as one countries president.
How about every country's president/prime minister/king/etc?
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I think ancient evil very much does exist. But it's the same as modern evil. I figure it must exist, and it's the presence of this evil that has caused such a fucked up society to emerge.
In other words, this is not the golden age of mankind; quite the opposite I'm afraid... 😝
people on lemmy are so pessimistic (how tf you spell that??)
It's almost like modern United States were built on an ancient Indian burial ground...
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