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Anon awakens an ancient evil
(sh.itjust.works)
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
Ancient evils are actually pretty moderate. Anyone down to open The Gate? Yog'Sothoth seems chill and would love the internet.
Yog’Sothoth stared into 4chan, and 4chan stared back. And Yog'Sothoth noped right on outta there.
If thou gaze long into an anus, the anus will also gaze into thee.
Yog'Sothoth does his dark bidding on the internet.
There's no better place for it. Imagine still needing to supply robes and flesh-bound books.