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[-] BobbyGasoline@lemmy.world 76 points 1 year ago

" I can't fire my rifle! My hand is cramped up!"

[-] TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago
[-] ramble81@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

This is my rifle. This is my gun. This is for shooting. This is for fun.

[-] idunnololz@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

I'm shooting blanks!

[-] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

That's why you never had kids... you were firing blanks!

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

I'm leaving, hot babes 3 km to the north!

[-] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

You hear that, boys? Move, move, move!

[-] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Fapping to save lives

[-] sanae@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

ddfed seeded eucalyptus ee

this post was submitted on 05 Nov 2024
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